Valentines day

In theory, Valentines day is great. But that's in theory. In reality, Valentines day A.K.A Singles Awareness day, sucks big time. People who are in a couple spend the day being all mushy and shoving it down other people's throats. People who are single spend Valentines day throwing things at people who kiss and wallowing in a portable pool of self pity. Furthermore, Valentines day is the leading cause for creepy cat ladies. Because of course people need a cat (most likely named mittens), in order to watch their cheesy Rom-coms. Then they decide that Mittens needs a friend. Two cats turn to four, and then eight, and pretty soon they have twenty cats. Also who wants to celebrate a holiday based on a short, chubby toddler coming at people with a weapon?